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Happy birthday to this baddie from the #408!!!! Them hips!!!!! Uh oh, its #aries season!!! Time to fuck shit up!!!!!!!!!!! @realrecognizereal408 @realrecognizereal408 @realrecognizereal408 @realrecognizereal408 @realrecognizereal408 @realrecognizerea
The best of fandom crack references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of Scotland Yard (Greg Lestrade, Sally Donovan, and Sylvia Anderson), from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
Happy Halloween, followers! I made this blog’s very first pick-up line comic for you! :) And yes, that is Harry Potter font.
Via: http://altporn.net/news/2015/12/22/godsgirls-visions-of-ari-dee-dance-in-my-head/So, I was kind of wondering what my editor-in-chief here at AltPorn.net was going to get me for Christmas; then I got the assignment to write up Ari Dee from GodsGirls.
Via: http://altporn.net/news/2016/08/09/aridee-bedroom-dildo-satisfaction/Waking up next to a gorgeous lady who is wearing very little does not have to be a mirage, as there is something that expresses that notion of you sharing some quality time with
The Slits
The Slits - Typical Girls
perceval23:Nina Hagen and Ari Up
boredteenagers-site:Nina Hagen & Ari Up
perceval23: Nina Hagen and Ari Up
boredteenagers-site: Nina Hagen & Ari Up
sweet-love-und-romance: The Slits: Ari Up photographed by her mother Nora Forster (John Lydon’s wife) in Battersea, London, circa late 1978. Scanned by me.
koryminx: Ari & Kory Topless Makeout Me & Ari Dee are topless and making out! Watch these two sexy, sensual girls make out, feel each other up, and smear messy lipstick! All while our gorgeous tits are out! (KISSING, TOPLESS, LIPSTICK FETISH,
ari-6: Commissioner asked for a pic of Blake blushing. So I came up with something for her to blush about Thanks to you guys who followed my new account. I really wanted to see how many were actually still here.
ari-6:Not what I intended to upload but my other Neo animation wasn’t going to be finished tonight so I whipped this up real quick just so I had something. I hate having nothing to upload. Check back next week for more RWBY animations!
ari-6: This was fun. I don’t often get to the memays but I had a few ideas for this. I included a blank version in case anyone else had an idea. If you do actually use it then @ or tag me so I can see what people came up with
Aries Don’t give up! Aries tend to quit their diets & workouts before seeing results. Stay positive and don’t lose hope. Every step counts. Taurus Think long-term. As a Taurus, you might not always be happy with slow results. But patience
ari-6:ReUpload with a few minor fixes that literally matter to no one except me. Hopefully people find this as funny as I did when my sleep deprived brain came up with it.
gonkow-blog:nina hagen + ari Up / once again
Zodiac Signs Most Likely To F*ck You Up If They Have To
PLEASE STOP GLORIFYING ALL-NIGHTERS. STOP MAKING "I WAS UP ALL NIGHT" AN ACHIEVEMENT. SLEEP IS IMPORTANT (ESPECIALLY FOR STUDENTS)! SLEEP, PEOPLE!
mikaeled:You can’t speak. You can’t move. But this opens you up to the influence, and it breaks down your defenses. Trust me, alright? You’re gonna love it.Midsommar (2019) dir. Ari Aster
bills-skarsgards: You can’t speak. You can’t move. But this opens you up to the influence. And it breaks down your defenses. Trust me. All right? You’re gonna love it. MIDSOMMAR (2019) dir. Ari Aster
rwfan11: freeloveisnotfree: One more Austin Aries before I go to bed. And thanks for the kind words, rwfan11. No prob! :-) …you’re the man KING at this stuff! :-) Keep up the good work! ….get some rest but hurry back and get us turned on again!
ask-star-singer: An ask by an Anon featuring ask-twilights-library and Aries Bolt (hybridram)So yesterday was pretty weird. I was having a funny conversation with Twilight and Aries when Danger Pony suddenly rushed up and kissed Aries. Then he pointed
remembertherain: Last night I was cruising for some Ari and Dante stuff and I read a bunch of Benjamin Alire Saenz interviews and here are some gems about them/the book. I suggest checking out all these interviews because he’s a sweetheart and very
satanic-munchkins: starry-nights-and-coffee: wolffenstien: shybat: *romantically calls you dude* *platonically calls you babe* Romantically calls you dude: Aries, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Gemini, Capricorn, Virgo Platonically calls you babe: Taurus,
there-is-still-some-liquor-left:there-is-still-some-liquor-left:i have to get up at 7 A.M. for work tomorrow and here i am, at 1 A.M., listening to david tennant and catherine tate argue about astrology like my life depends on it david tennant going off
Who will wake up at the end of my dream?
Welcome to my fantasy zone.
signs you're bound to end up physically fighting
Ari Up, and Neneh Cherry, Rock Against Racism, 1978
Ari Up (with Tessa Pollitt and Palmolive), The Slits
fight-your-illness: Deadpool: Aries, Cancer, Leo, Libra Scorpio, Sagittarius Spidey: Taurus, Gemini, Aquarius, Pisces Camera-person: Virgo, Capricorn
rimbaudwasademonchild: Ari Up of the Slits. London. 1976. Photo © Caroline Coon.
Ari Up & Joe Strummer photographed by Pennie Smith
superblackmarket: Palmolive and Ari Up at the Royal Variety Performance, 1977
ari-zonia: taren-ko: knightofsuperior: thatsthat24: Entering into a hidden optional boss fight way before you’re leveled up enough:
ari-g-fakes:Ariana Grande Oiled Up Sunbathing
ari-g-fakes:Ariana Grande Up Skirt in a Park
hiroag:Dee Dee Ramone, Sid and Ari Up of The Slits. Ramones concert, London, June 4th, 1977
hiroag: Dee Dee Ramone, Sid and Ari Up of The Slits. Ramones concert, London, June 4th, 1977
sweet-love-und-romance: The Slits: Ari Up in the basement at 6 Surrendale Place, Maida Vale, London, early 1977. Photo by Julian Yewdall. via
rebjukebox2015: Viv Albertine & Ari Up of The Slits
ari-no-exorcist: starlightomatic: africanaquarian: africanaquarian: apparently food inspections stopped bc of the shutdown so things bout to be real fucked up for some of us “The Food and Drug Administration has stopped routine food safety inspections
blitzkriegnoise: Ari Up of The Slits
i’m a gemini sun, gemini moon, and aries rising. how fucked up is that tho
remainstation: katyazamolodchikova: Aries, Taurus, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces: Gemini: That’s fucked up. I swear tumblr loathes Gemini.
ari-elenaa: piffington: jarrod woke up on the wrong side of the bed~ Did anyone know that I really really hate gnomes! Like the stupid fear that I have us gnomes. This is why.
Aries Jan 21 2012 According to the Rolling Stones’ hit song from the 1970s, Mick Jagger knows that you can’t always get what you want, but you might find that even so, most of the time you do wind up getting what you need. Sometimes, as mere
aries-moonprincess: Princesses must be well-maintained and put up with a lot to keep up appearances. Being plugged and caged is a sign of this Princess’s high status and beauty.
I love when people (mostly men let’s be honest but sometimes women, too) bring up this “argument” of preferences on the topic of women with body hair. Literally no one is telling you that you have to or even should like women with body hair. Just
